GODZILLA

so Godzilla stars Arron Taylor Johnson Bryan Cranston  Elizabeth Olsen and Ken Watanabe and of cree the king himself and it's well a new Godzilla movie.
i was one of the people who saw the leaked comic con footage and that got me pumped for it then i saw the trailer and it got me exited then i watched the second trailer and i wanted to see Godzilla a lot. and when i saw it… I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT seriously Gareth Edwards Chris  Nolaned the Godzilla franchise after what happened in 1998 cause this Godzilla movie was AMAZING seriously from the beginning soundtrack i knew i was going to love this movie Arron Taylor Johnson plays this solider called Ford Brody who disarms bombs for a living  and Ford's dad is played by Heisenberg himself and i gotta tell you i was hoping for Cranston to be the leading role after nearly every trailer you either see him or hear him talking so i was looking forward to see what MR. White brought to the table and was i impressed by it YES! Cranston stole the show throughout the first half of this movie because *SPOILER ALERT* he gets killed by the other Monster. and that was a curveball i was really upset and happy with reason why i was upset was that i felt bad for Cranston's character, Ken Watanabe plays this government operative who believes that there are monsters out there in the world and he pulls his character off really well and now we get down to it the big guy himself, Godzilla's entrance in this movie i will remember for a very long time one of the other monsters is destroying hawaii airport micheal bay's wet dream is outside the window everyone is screaming the you see his foot slam to the ground and silence the other monster turns around like "dah fuq is this" and the camera looks up very slowly and when it gets to Godzilla's face he does his infamous roar another scene that has drilled into my skull is when they're in san fransico the other monster's are laying eggs then Arron Johnson turns around and sees Godzilla's shadow in the fog Godzilla walks forward he looks pissed of to no end and gives out the loudest and longest roar, i kid you not the roar actually shook the theatre i was in when i watched it, the only bad thing i have with this movie is not the "teasing" it's actually the length of the film if it was 5 or 10 minutes longer that would be perfection.
Godzilla is by far the strongest contender for best film of the year my friends so that means Godzilla is
EPICNESS ON A SPONGE 5/5

so i just found out that one of my favorite t.v shows was cancelled since november  the hit t.v show whitechapel has been axed by itv studios how do i feel. quite upset whitechapel had a very unique pitch serial killers copying serial killer's from the past, IT WAS AWESOME! but unfortunately  all of the good shit has to end :( so what do i watch instead of whitechapel well each and every episode of breaking bad is on netflix so i'm happy :P

frozen review

So disney pixar has done it again by making another fantastic movie this time they have made a movie based on the ice queen, but this story show that she is misunderstood and just can't control her powers that well, first of all the songs were really good (yes it's a musical but there's like 4 or 5 songs) i've been listening to some covers of "let it go" and some of them are phenomenal, the characters i love they were amazing such a great cast my favorite character is either Sven the Reindeer or Olaf the snowman, Sven was quite the funny side character even though he didn't have any lines you could see by his facial expressions what he was thinking, Olaf is a snowman who likes WARM hugs (ironic isn't it?) and he was just without a doubt adorable and hilarious the rest of the characters were epic the ice queen was chosen brilliantly, in fact THE WHOLE CAST was chosen perfectly, the only downsides i have with frozen is the villain wasn't too much of a dick like they are in most disney pixar movies, you only find out that he's the villain in the last quarter of the film and just watching it like "yeah i don't really care dude.." plus it's brillant but it seemed shorter this film deserved at least a 2 hour length but 100 minutes (1 hour and 40 minutes) and that was the saddest part you're just watching then it does it's disney fade to black thing and you look at the time and you're like "oh ok short and sweet, rather disappointed but ok" i'm saying this now Frozen is up there with the Toy Story trilogy, Monsters Inc with Monsters University and Wreck It Ralph (and no i haven't seen Tangled) but the villain was oring and forced (that's how i see it don't hate) and it was too short. Besides that go see it because Frozen is... EPICNESS ON A SPONGE! 5/5

my rating system

for those of you who are confuse by my little quote "epicness on a sponge" well that is a part of my rating system and here's my rating system:
craptacular: 0-0.5/5
meh: 1-1.5/5
it's ok if you're pissed: 2-2.5/5
good time folks: 3-3.5/5
more awesome than awesome sauce: 4-4.5/5
epicness on a sponge: 5/5

12 years a slave review

ok i'm gonna put it out here i live in the uk and 12 years a slave got uk release in january so it's definateley on my top ten list of 2014 why? cause... it's an amazing film, it's the heart breaking TRUE story of Solomon Northup (i think that's how you spell his name) and he's a free man in slave times and one night he goes out with a few guys who look like they want him to take part in a performance cause Solomon is a violinist. then Solomon passes out drunk, then everything changes from good to bad, he gets put into slavery, yep you guessed it for 12 years. i'm just gonna say everyone who took part in this film gave 150% effort into this film all of the cast were brilliant Paul Giamatti and Benedict Cumberbatch are in the film but only for a small time Benedict Cumberbatch's character must have been the nicest slave owner in that time but even though he's nice and polite to Solomon HE'S STILL A SLAVE OWNER, but one member of the cast hooked me like a harpoon from when he was introduced in the film it wasn't the guy who played Solomon it wasn't the polite slave owner it was Micheal Fassbender's character, jesus he should've won best supporting actor in the oscars he was incredible in the film, he was a humongous dickhead in the film, there's this one scene i can rememer clearly in that film and one of the slave girls get Micheal Fassbender's permission to go to the other slave owners house to chat with the lady of the house, few hours go by Fassbender thinks she's ran away  but she comes back holding a bar of soap, Fassbender get's pissed off ties her up to a tree and forces Solomon to give her as many lashes on the back until Fassbender tells him to stop and that scene was horrific yet amazing at the same time. the whole film alone was beautifully made the actors were phenomenal the film should have won more oscars than it did i wasn't dissapointed at all with this film and i have to say that
12 years a slave is epicness on a sponge 5/5

Conjuring 2 released date announced

The guy who're making The Conjuring 2 has announced that the sequel to the scariest film i have ever seen will be released in october 2015 in the US. is that good news? YEAH! i loved the conjuring and the sequel is going to involve the scariest ghost story i've ever heard: the enfield poltergeist and that makes the news even more badass! i'm actually exited for this film more than star wars 7, the guys who wrote the first Conjuring is back writing the script for The Conjuring 2 which is awesome as well, here's what i'm hoping for in The Conjuring 2: great kid actors like the first film, Ed and  Lorraine Warren still in shock about the Harrisvile case from the first one the ghost to be more evil than Bathsheba (the ghost from the first film). now here's the thing i think the teaser trailer will probably come out early november or late decmber and please to the guys who are making this one DON'T SHOW TOO MUCH IN THE TRAILERS. so the Conjuring 2 what do you think of the news of the release date what ever you thought email me at connorbradshaw@aol.co.uk i'll reply to most of the emails that i can. it actually looks like 2015 is gonna  be a badass year for film. stay tuned to read my review on 12 years a slave